Meanwhile, I did actually write my feminist rant and add it to my 'blog page. So go there. And like read it.

For those of you who are stumbling upon these pages for the first time... well it's all new, isn't it? Therefore I could tell you anything and you'd believe it! Like... I used to have pictures of myself licking Allison Hannigan's right breast, but I took them down out of respect for her modesty.

Or... I molested a 23-yr-old theoretical physicist doorman at the 2002 Bronze Party, thereby winning the Mrs. Robinson Award.

Heck, you people will believe anything!

Okay, now go play in traffic.

DAK 05/08/02