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| Famous Black Duster by Jonquil Parody (very) loosely based on Leonard Cohen's "Famous Blue Raincoat". It's well after sunset, the dog days of summer, The show's in production, my life is a bummer, I'm still in the basement and dating a demon, It's all 'cause my costumes are geeky and beaten, I hear that your spinoff is high in the ratings, You get to kiss guest stars, I hope you're getting tested And Giles came by with the heart of a fiend He said that you gave it to him The night that you planned to go vamp Did you ever go vamp? Ah, the last time I saw you you were stern and impassive Your famous black duster was swirling and massive You'd vanquished the menace with angst and great tension And then there's the hair gel that I'd rather not mention And Wills came by with the Orb of Thessulah She said that you'd need it for sure Some night if you chanced to get laid Did you ever get laid? -- Sincerely, X. Harris -End Feedback |