It's All About Control by Criss Moody

Spoilers: Angel Episodes up to the appearance of Wesley.

Rating: PG for suggestive wording

Summary: Angel and Wesley bicker like little boys.

Disclaimer: I don't own them, Joss Whedon and others do, don't sue, it's not my fault, it's the Pepsi and the Muses.

"Stop gripping it so tightly, Angel, you might break it."

"Well, if you'd let me do what I want with it, I wouldn't have to hold it so tightly, Wesley."

Cordelia frowned as she eavesdropped on the argument between her undead boss and Wesley Wyndham-Price, Rogue (haha, very funny) Demon Hunter, better known as Out-of-Work-Watcher. They had been locked inside Angel's office ever since she'd gotten to work, two hours earlier than she usually did. And since she'd been listening the heated discussion between the two men, she wasn't entirely sure that she wanted to know what they were bitching about. Some things were never meant to be shared.

"Hey!"

"No, I must insist. Until you can show the proper respect for my tool, you can't play with it."

"If you'd only let me touch it…"

"No, Angel, it's mine and I'm not letting you touch it again. After all, look at it, all shiny and hard, begging for a hand to guide its movements. Clearly, this is a tool meant for a man who knows how to use such things."

"You? You can't manage to put an ax where it belongs, much less this beauty. Come on, just give me a try, a little one? I promise to not hurt it, or use it for evil, nefarious purposes."

"Oh, fine, you overgrown lout. Here, have another go at it."

Cordelia winced as a loud, satisfied, supremely masculine growl filled the office.

"That's better, damn it's warm. And almost silky…I wouldn’t have expected it to be so silky, and though it's hard, it's certainly pliable."

"I told you so. You will be amazed at what it can do, where it can go." Wesley paused. "Would you care for me to show you, Angel? I can teach you just how to wield it."

"Yeah, could you? I've never handled something quite like this."

The brunette beauty in the outer office let out a snarl and stood up quickly, her chair crashing into the shelves behind her. She stalked over to Angel's door and swept it open with a dramatic flourish, to find….

Angel and Wesley playing Sony PlayStation.