Godamn, frelling surveys...grumble grumble..

5 things I am afraid of:
-The death of my loved ones
-Not being a good enough Mother
-My pets running away
-Clowns
-Having to explain reproduction to my son

5 things that make me laugh:
-My husband
-My son calling Atlanta "Atlanticas" 
-The movie "The Princess Bride"
-Anything by Monty Python, Dennis Miller or Robin Williams
-The fact that I now like DarkSpuffy

5 things that make me cry:
-Nightmares that seem real when I wake up in the morning
-Several episodes of Buffy, and this one stupid cotton commercial...
-Being afraid ((see number one))
-Being angry
-My damned liquid eyeliner

5 people I love:
-Paul
-Jake
-Daki
-My ficbitch
-My pets, who are closer to people than most people I know

5 things I love:
-Chocolate and ice cream..chocolate ice cream being best 
-Making love in the morning before work cause then the rest of the day goes better 
-Saturday afternoons with nothing to do except sit around in PJ's with hubby and kid
-All grrrrl nights out
-Really loud, obnoxious music 

5 things I don't understand:
-boys
-why Spike didn't go to Angel instead of Buffy (thanks Sam for this one)
-Geometry
-Republicans
-Myself on the average of once a week.

5 things in the room I'm in now:
-2/3 of the cats
-an empty bottle of cream soda (hi Jess!)
-enough children's toys to open up a small Kaybees
-all my Buffy videos
-my Witch collection

5 facts about me:
-I'm a Pagan NY Jewgrl married to a Polack Catholic from Chicago (jeez, isn't that five right there?)
-I'm a Speech-Language Pathologist in the sub-acute medical field, which basically means I spend all day shoving stuff down old people's throats in an attempt to re-teach them how to swallow. (And aren't you *so* glad you asked?)
-I'm a shoe ho
-I still find parenthood daunting
-I think the sexiest part of a guy is his hands. (No. I'm not kidding.)

5 things I want to do before I die:
-See my son grown and happy
-Grow old with Maze and torture him mercilessly the entire time about losing his hair
-Have enough money to get a fucking maid so I can enjoy more Sat. mornings doing nothing
-Move to Northern California
-Stop worrying about things I have no control over

5 singers/groups I love:
-Guns N Roses
-Ani Difranco
-Staind
-Gillian Welsch
-Oh damnit the whole frigging cast from the last Musical Ep of Buffy