Answers to  the True/False game:

1. I can never hold a government job because of an FBI File acquired during my college days.

True. If you ever read my blog this one was a gimme. I'm probably one of the only Jews listed as a member of the American Indian Movement. Well, besides their accountants.

2. I was thrown by a horse, and nearly drowned on my honeymoon.

Yep. When I first met my husband I was dating someone else. But I thought he was really cute, and tried to impress him anyway. So when he told me he was an avid horseman, I embellished my own equine-related history a bit. Ok, I made it all up. Who knew that three years later I'd end up marrying him, and we'd be on a beach in Hawaii and he'd look at me and say, "You know what would be romantic...?" 

Two hours after that I was lying face down in the ocean after the horse decided it didn't like me being on it anymore than I did.

That night I had to confess to him that I had not only never taken horseback riding lessons, I had actually never been near a horse in my entire life. Which made downhill mountain riding at sunset significantly more challenging. Luckily for me, I have a hard head. And an understanding husband. 

3. My screen name is a derivative of the breed of dogs I own.

Yea. Akitas. Large, Japenese bear-hunting dogs. Although the only things my dogs hunt are my cats. The numbers in my screen name, in case you are interested,  is my anniversary.

4. I am not afraid of spiders, but clowns scare the shit out of me.

I did not nick this from Xander, damnit. He nicked it from me. The scariest night of my whole life was spent in the home of a freind whose mother collected clowns. Dolls, porcelain figurines, glow in the dark knick knacks. The next morning I needed a Xanex. Spiders get ushered out my door gently. Clowns get stomped on. 

5. I once worked as a disc jockey for a local rock station.

Nope. That was my sister. She worked with a couple of very famous disc jockeys actually, one of whom is now up for a felony charge, but that's another blog entry. Her on-air name was Becky Rand, or 'The Babe in the Box', in case any of you are interested. And she worked in South and Central Fla., in case anyone has ever heard of her. 

6. My father once tried to raise a demon in our kitchen.

Oh yea. I come by my insanity honestly. Dad's an amateur Quabbalist and Wanna-Be-Chaos-Majician. Sorta like Ethan Rayne, only no cross dressing as far as I know. 

The main reason he was always unsuccessful with his demon raising endevours was my mother. Who took to following him around shrieking, "Are you insane!?" all the time. When asked why he chose the kitchen, his reply was, "Well, that's where the salt is."

He is now available for weddings and Bar mitzvahs.

7. I have never been drunk.

True. I have a weird chemical reaction to alcohol. If I drink more than a glass or two, depending on what it is, I just vomit. I was a bit of a 'head' in college, but I have never, ever been drunk. Thus, never been hungover either, so small favors.

8. I have a drumstick signed by James Marsters.

Yep I do. From the BPP last year, when he sang with Four Star Mary. They all signed it as a matter of fact. It's hanging over my computer desk right now.

9. I once sent David Boreanaz a pair of socks for his birthday.

This one is false. I wanted to; I even found the perfect pair. But in the end, I chickened out, because they were *so* hideous, I thought not even *he* would wear them. Two weeks later in an interview on TV, he was wearing the same fucking socks. 

10. My husband takes pictures of naked chicks for a living.

Yep. Although the term "for a living" is loosely defined, since it's part time work atm, and we can't exactly retire off of it yet. Give us time. There's always room in the world for good, clean smut. 

Thanks for playing! Larshine wins this one, with the only correct guesses!