God, I love that name! It sounds dirty, but alas, it isn't. Much like some other things I am going to mention, all of which can be found at the above addy of utter snarky goodness.

**http://brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html - Decide if the actual name provided belongs to a Porno Star or a My Little Pony doll. I only got 4/12. "Heart-Throb" is a children's toy?! 

**Which of these sites are porno? Hint: The answer is NOT all of them, silly. That's the fun of the game. Try it and see.

AllNight.com

Harder.com

NicePair.com

DoMe.com

CummingFirst.com

ThrillTime.com

Eros.com

Body-Electric.com

LickingGuide.com

BigOne.com

**http://brunching.com/features/enterpriseslash.html - claims to be the first Enterprise Slash on the net. Snerk.

**http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-eroticaorporn.html - Tells me that Jess and I write erotica, not porn. Well, damn. I'm kinda disappointed actually. Although, for my fic, I bet it was the 'menstruation' question that tipped the balance. 

**http://brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html- and finally, completely unrelated to smut, ever wondered what your name would mean if if you happened to be a shallow imitation of humanity with a dark purpose? No? Well fuck you. 

Sincerely, 
D.O.N.N.A.: Device Optimized for Nullification and Nocturnal Assassination