2] Birthday: Suffice it so say I'm old. I mean, waaaaaayyyy old.

3] Age: See above. 

4] Zodiac Sign: Gemini. Please no evil twin jokes.

5] Where you live: I reside in LA.
 

WHO:

6] If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything
you own to?

Everything I own can fit in a shoebox. The lucky recipient would be Buffy.

7]. If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of
your life and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?
8] Who is the one person that you could stand spending
a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with?
9] If you woke up one morning and noticed that your
leg was missing who would be the first person you would call?
10] Let's say your dad came in your room one day and
told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you
pick?

Why are the answer to all of these Buffy? Who made this damn quiz and why do they want me suicidal?

11] What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?

Someone significantly more alive.
 
 
 
 

WHAT:

12] What would be the first thing you would do if you
woke up one morning
and you were the opposite sex?

See if that damn curse still held.

13] If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one
thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?

I'm immortal. I have nothing but time to hone my talents. I'd still trade it.

14] If you could change one thing about yourself, what
would you
change(personality and looks)?

And again with the same answer and the suicidal vampire. Did Wolfram and Hart write this f***ing quiz?!!??

15] What is your dream career?

Professional drunk. Professional Private Investagator. Professional muscle for hire. Oh look, I've lived them all. 

16] What is the one thing you just have to do before
you die?

Right now, I'm leaning toward eating the person who wrote this quiz. In less antsy moments, it would be telling Buffy I still love her.

17] If you could be a member of any band that has ever
existed, what band would that be?

Robin Hood's.

18] What is the one thing you care about most in your
life?

<deep, long suffering sigh>
 

WHICH ONE...

19] Winter or summer?

I don't know, theyre all the same in LA.

20] The beach or the mountains?

The beach.

21] Pop or punk?

<furrowed brow>

22] Rock or rap?

<rubbing furrowed brow>

3] New York or L.A.?

I have no good memories of NY. Remember that bum question a while back? LA. Definately LA.

24] Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

All chocolate is good. So is peanut butter. Yogurt is horrid. Are we almost done??

25] Dogs or cats?

They taste the same.

26] Britney or Christina?
 

27] Leno or Letterman?

28] MTV or VH1?

<a series of befuddled looks>

29] Country or classical?

Oh finally. Classical. 

30] Day or night?

Vampire. Not much choice.

31] Lake or ocean?

Ocean.

32] Waffles or pancakes?

33] Soccer or football?

34] Baseball or swimming?

<more blinks and a small growl>

35] Chocolate or vanilla?

Chocolate.

36] Sugar or spice?

And everything nice.. Oh God. I'm channeling Dru. Please tell me this is over?
 
 
 

RANDOM...

39] If you could be in any movie as the lead role what
movie would it be?

The last movie I saw had kimonos and orgies in it. That was good. 

40] If you could design your perfect mate what would
he/she look like and be like?

5'0, blonde, green eyes. Superhuman strength. 
 

41] If you won the lottery what would you do with
your, let's say, 18 million dollars?

Money can't buy me anything I want. OW! Cordelia hit me. Sorry.

42] What is the single most humiliating thing that has
ever happened to you?

Oh...where to start. Turning into a serial murderer post-orgasm certainly ranks in the top three.
 

HAVE YOU EVER...

43] Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite
good looking?

I'm stealthy. I fell once, but I was shot with a poisoned arrow. So that doesn't count.

44] Run into a wall?

Only in a car.

45] Sleep walked?

I did alot of things in my sleep recently. None of them good. Can we skip this one?

46] Gone skinny-dipping?

Uh...

47] Kissed someone of the same sex?

Uh.....<blush>
 

48] Snuck out of the house at night?

I've snuck INTO houses at night.

49] Gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver?

Many many times.

50] Laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed
out your nose?

Vampire. Blood. Hello.

51] Started laughing really hard so you just spit out
what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow?
52] Swallow a bug?

What the hell kind of theme is this? I liked the evil twin one better. 

53] Have you ever actually kept a New Year's
Resolution?

Every year. Shut up, Cordelia, it is *not* neurotic.

Number...
of times i have been in love:

One.

of times i have had my heart broken:

Every day.

of hearts i have broken:

<eyes misting over>

of boys i have kissed:

Uh....

of girls i have kissed:

Uh...

of boys i've slept with:
 

Uhm...

of girls i've slept with:

Uhm...OK. No more sex questions for the celibate vampire, all right!?!??!?! <squirming uncomfortably in chair>

of continents i have lived in:

All of them except the really cold ones.

of drugs taken illegally:

All of them except the really modern ones.

of people i would classify as true, could trust with
life-type friends:

Three. And I'm *not* naming names.

of people i consider my enemies:

<chuckle> Too many to count.

of people from high school that i stayed in contact
with:

I killed them all.

of cd's that i own:

Zero.

of tattoos: 

One.

of scars on my body: 

Zero outside.

Open up your CD player, what's inside?

2. Look in your VCR, is there a movie?

3. If there happens to be music playing right now,
what is it?

I don't own any of that stuff.

4. What are you wearing?

It's black and expensive. 

5. Look down, what's the first thing that catches your
eye?

Lint on the carpet. Cordelia is a lousy seceratary..Oh..yea, *I'm* a lousy seceratary. Ha.

6. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what
network is it?

Don't own one.

7. Look out the window, what's the weather like?

I'd burst into flames if I opened the window. And although right now that's looking like a nice alternative to taking this quiz...I sort of signed on for a few more years of groveling with Cordy, Wes and Gunn.

8. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now,
where would it call?

I can't figure out that damn button.

9. Say "hello?" out loud, did anyone answer?

No, but it's a big hotel, so it echoed. There's probably a metaphor in there somewhere, but frankly, I'm tired of spiritual morasses and would really like to call it a night right now.

10. What are you planning on doing next as soon as you
get offline?

Meditating until the urge to kill someone goes away. Likely sometime into the next century.

2] Birthday: <snort>

3] Age: 250, give or take.

4] Zodiac Sign: Gemini. Make a comment about good twins and I'll rip out your lungs through your nasal cavity.

5] Where you live: Inside Soulboy's gelled head at the moment. Get the fucker laid, will you?
 

WHO:

6] If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything
you own to?

I beleive this question is for you. 

7]. If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of
your life and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take?

Darla. And a ball gag.

8] Who is the one person that you could stand spending
a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with?

I'll let you know when I find one.

9] If you woke up one morning and noticed that your
leg was missing who would be the first person you would call?

Call? As in, lose a limb, use the phone? I don't think so. I'd hunt down the motherfucker who took my leg and make them eat their own.

10] Let's say your dad came in your room one day and
told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you
pick?

I stopped listening when you hit "dad". He tasted like chicken. 

11] What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?

There is noone else I'd rather be. 

WHAT:

12] What would be the first thing you would do if you
woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex?

I'd never get out of the fucking bed.

13] If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one
thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?

Come here baby. I'll show you my amazing talent. Aww..don't look so scared. On second thought, go ahead. Look scared. Yeah..just like that.

14] If you could change one thing about yourself, what
would you change(personality and looks)?

Sharing a body with the Soul.

15] What is your dream career?

Career? Work? Why?

16] What is the one thing you just have to do before
you die?

Kill the Slayer godamnit. How many times to I have to answer this question?

17] If you could be a member of any band that has ever
existed, what band would that be?

One with alot of scantily clad women. Fun before they die n' all. if they were all O positive, that would be even better.
 

18] What is the one thing you care about most in your
life?

I like my coat.

WHICH ONE...

19] Winter or summer?

Winter. 

20] The beach or the mountains?

I killed this couple on the beach once, then made a sand castle out of them. It was great. 

21] Pop or punk?

<shudder>

22] Rock or rap?

Rock. It annoys Soulboy.

23] New York or L.A.?

Neither. 

24] Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

Chocolate sucks.

25] Dogs or cats?

They both taste the same.

26] Britney or Christina?

They both taste the same.

27] Leno or Letterman?

THey both taste the same.

28] MTV or VH1?

Haven't seen either in a long long time. I don't think Soulboy knows how to work the remote.

29] Country or classical?

Classical. Jesus you're an idiot.

30] Day or night?

Take a wild guess, toots. Get it right and I'll kiss you. On the mouth. With teeth.

31] Lake or ocean?

The ocean washed away my dead person sandcastle. Bitch.

32] Waffles or pancakes?

Pfft.

33] Soccer or football?
34] Baseball or swimming?
35] Chocolate or vanilla?

For all of the above: Slow and painful death by dismemberment or slow and painful death by bloodletting?

36] Sugar or spice?

And everything nice. Fuck! I channeled Dru. You'll pay for that shit.

RANDOM...

39] If you could be in any movie as the lead role what
movie would it be?

One with a very high body count. 

40] If you could design your perfect mate what would
he/she look like and be like?

Really big breasts, a mean right hook, and a never ending blood supply in her veins. Also, mute.

41] If you won the lottery what would you do with
your, let's say, 18 million dollars?

Gather a small army to kill every fucking Gypsy on the planet.

42] What is the single most humiliating thing that has
ever happened to you?

Wesley. Elevator shaft. I'm not saying anything else about it, and you're going to die so you can't ever repeat it.
 

HAVE YOU EVER...

43] Fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite
good looking?

No.

44] Run into a wall?

No.

45] Sleep walked?

No.

46] Gone skinny-dipping?

Yes.

47] Kissed someone of the same sex?

If you want to know about my sex life, you have to sit on my lap.

48] Snuck out of the house at night?

I snuck *into* houses at night.

49] Gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver?

Shit no. I'm a way better driver without the Soul in charge. Cause i tend *not* to swerve to avoid things. Or people.

50] Laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed
out your nose?

I dunno. Let's test the theory using your blood and the dead puppy joke.

51] Started laughing really hard so you just spit out
what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow?

I never waste good blood.

52] Swallow a bug?

I swallowed the SLAYER. MUCH MUCH worse.

53] Have you ever actually kept a New Year's
Resolution?

Yea, I once resolved to kill my Father. Worked out real well too. Well, not for him.

Number...
of times i have been in love:
of times i have had my heart broken:
of hearts i have broken:
of boys i have kissed:
of girls i have kissed:
of boys i've slept with:
of girls i've slept with:
<pats his lap> Quid pro quo, dollface.
 
 
 
 

of continents i have lived in:

All of them.

of drugs taken illegally:

All of them. I have to tell you I prefer that one called Doximal. <evil grin> Got some handy?

of people i would classify as true, could trust with life-type friends:

Nary a one.

of people i consider my enemies:

Every last one.

of people from high school that i stayed in contact
with:

Ate 'em.

of cd's that i own:

None.

of tattoos: 

One. 

of scars on my body: 

None. 

Open up your CD player, what's inside?

2. Look in your VCR, is there a movie?

3. If there happens to be music playing right now,
what is it?

Soulboy doesn't have any of that crap. He can't even figure out how to work the redial button on the friggin phone.

4. What are you wearing?

What are *you* wearing?

5. Look down, what's the first thing that catches your
eye?

Drop of blood on the carpet. And now I'm hungry again.

6. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what
network is it?

We had this conversation already, braintrust.

7. Look out the window, what's the weather like?

Can't. Daylight. 

8. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now,
where would it call?

Probably Soulboy's fucking therapist. 

9. Say "hello?" out loud, did anyone answer?

Yea. You. 

10. What are you planning on doing next as soon as you
get offline?

Drain you of every fucking ounce of blood you have then leave your rotting corpse for the ants. How do you feel about that, sweetie?