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Quiz in Two Parts (2 Angel,
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| 1.Name: Angel
2. There are 3 wells,
Love, Beauty, and Creativity.
Well, I did love once, but after I tried to suck the whole universe into the seventh circle of Hell, my lover sent me there. For a couple of centuries. And, I always thought I was an attractive guy, but recently I discovered that my hair routinely looks like a squirrel crawled on my scalp and gave up the will to live..and that *noone ever told me*. So I'm leaning toward creativity, seeing as it's the only one of the three that hasn't bitten me in the ass yet. 3. Do you wish on stars? I live in LA. I can't see them. 5. Would you kill someone? I have a list. Unfortunately, I also have a soul. So I settle for throwing knives at dartboards and grunting alot. Unless you consider demons "someones", in which case, well, yes. It's sort of my job. 6. Are you a virgin? I don't even *know* any virgins anymore. I'm 247. And if you're a virgin, please stay away, OK? Last time I got to know one it was just all very very biblical. And very very bad. 9. Who are you jealous of? Everyone in Sunnydale. 10. Who would you marry? It's not nice to try and make a vampire cry. 12. Do you think that
the people on the Gap
What's a Gap? 13. If you were another
person, would you be friends
I would hope to be smart enough not to. But judging by my prior experience in the art of friendship making and maintaining, I would probably buy myself a beer. And I find that thought and where it leads seriously disturbing. 14. Are you a daredevil? Cordelia prefers the term martyr. 15. How big was the biggest mango you ever had? I once ate a potato the size of my father's head. Ten years later I ate him, but that's not really related. 16. Have you ever told
a secret that you swore you
I told Doyle about the Day That Never Was and then he jumped into a nuclear reactor. I'm not sure those events are related, but knowing my luck, it was just instant Karma. The PTB have a sick sense of humor. 17. Do you pray? Yes. The PTB have a sick sense of humor. 18. Have you ever met anyone famous? Baudelaire. For a short, French poet, that guy could hold his liquor. 19. Do you think there
is a pot of gold at the end of
I'm Irish, I know there is. Problem is, Leprauchans aren't much nicer than Santa Claus, who disembowels small children. That kinda stuff never makes it into the story books though, does it? 20. How do you vent anger? Tai Chi, strict meditation, nights of brooding. Also, I kill things. 21. Are you trendy? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Cordelia's laughing... 22. Are you passive or aggressive? Both depending on the circumstance. Usually the wrong one for the circumstance. 24. Who is your second family? I don't have a first family. 25. Do you trust others easily? More like not at all. But I'm working on it. It beats turning your demon spawn loose on a group of caged lawyers and then setting them on fire. Sometimes. 26. What was your favorite toy as a child? The chambermaid. 27. What class in school
do you think is totally
I haven't been in school in centuries. But Buffy seemed to hate them all. 28. What is the punch-line to your favorite joke? <looks confused> 29. Do you think your life so far has been good? <blink> 30. Which was your best Halloween costume? Have I mentioned I'm a vampire? Not much need for a costume. 31. Have you ever been on radio or television? Cordelia tried to make a commercial once. Something about rats and damsels. I didn't get it. I had my face on some wanted posters in the nineteenth century. That's about it. 32. Do you keep a diary? Yea, but Wolfram & Hart blew it up along with my other office. After that I went a little...uhm. No. Not anymore. 33. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person? I'll just be off to fondle a Rosary in the sunshine now. OK? 34. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? That's the only kind of pit they didn't have in Hell. Frankly, I'm surprised. 35. Do you feel understood most of the time? <sigh> 37. Would you rather have
a sore throat or an upset
Neither one really applies... 38. What is the new saying
that you've been using a
This is related to the trendy question, yes? 41. What is your all time favorite song? Debussy. Claire de Lune. 42. What was the best Christmas present you received? Snow. Don't ask. 43. Could you be a vegetarian? You do know I'm a vampire, right? 44. What word do you use
when you think something is
Uhm..good. 45. What band has the funniest name? I think Spike used to listen to something called Me First and the Gimmees. They annoyed me. Spike annoyed me. 'Course, I was evil then, and I was annoyed alot. 46. Would you ever bungee jump? If it would save somebody, I suppose. Otherwise, I'm not clear on the concept of *why*. 47. Do you untie your
shoes every time you take them
Yes, and I also put them away neatly. 48. Who is your favorite talented white rapper? <blank stare> 49. Would you rather wear uniforms to school? Some uniforms are nice. Nuns have nice...uhm. Sorry. <looks broody and repentant, yet stunningly handsome>. 50. Have you ever given money to a bum? I used to be a bum. For almost a century....it was cold and I ate rats... What was the question again? 51. What are you worried about right now? Do you want it in alphabetical order, chronological order, or order of importance? 52. Do you ever wear overalls? No! 53. Do you think you are strong (emotionally)? Don't have much choice, do I? You try living through your own death, five centuries in Hell, the giving and subsequent taking away of your mortality, the death of your soulmate...I need a drink. 54. Do you hate anyone? Yes. I try not to dwell. People's hands get cut off when I dwell. Please don't make me dwell. OK? 55. Who is your Best Friend? Cordelia when she's speaking to me. Wesley when she's not. But don't tell Wesley that. He's paranoid enough as it is. 56. Do you regret anything? Again, how would you like this list laid out? 57. Who do you love? Buffy. 58. What are you going to do next? Talk myself out of a walk in the sun. This quiz was fucking depressing. Who made it up? 59. What is your favorite quote? It's this bit about Passion, but it brings up bad memories, so let's just not and say we did. 60. Name 2 people you
want to thank for their
See question # 55. 61. Have you ever considered a religious vocation? I once ate an entire convent. But I feel really bad about it. Really. 62. What's your biggest dream/wish? Forgiveness. Shanshu. Buffy. They're kind of all connected...Is this almost done? 63. What is the one modern
thing you could never live
<snort> 64. Have you ever done anything illegal? Were you not paying attention *at all?* 65. Have you ever thought with another's head? Yes, the smaller one. I ended up sleeping with blondes. Many times. 66. Who do you like better,
N'Sync or the Backstreet
<blank look> 67. What would you do
if you were walking down the
Uh...do they need rescuing? 68. What do you regret
doing or not doing in your life
Answering this quiz at the moment. Beyond that, we're back to the list.... 69. What is the most important
lesson you have learned
When a blond woman tells you to close your eyes, RUN AWAY. 70. What things are you afraid of most? Losing my temper. Cordelia losing her temper. Not necessarily in that order. 71. Name the one person whose arms you feel safe in? Buffy. Always.
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1.Name:
Angelus, you can call me Sir.
2. There are 3 wells,
Love, Beauty, and Creativity.
I'm beautiful enough, and damn creative. Love makes my skin itch. Have you got a well of Dead Slayers and Babies? *That* would work. 3. Do you wish on stars? No, but Dru sings to them. Or they sing to her. Or something. 5. Would you kill someone? I'd kill *you*. 6. Are you a virgin? I'd kill you *slowly*. 9. Who are you jealous of? I'd kill you slowly and without anesthesia. 10. Who would you marry? I spent over a century with Darla. Close enough and without that nasty alimony crap. 12. Do you think that
the people on the Gap
What's a Gap? 13. If you were another
person, would you be friends
<Laughs uproriously> 14. Are you a daredevil? Baby, I'm *the* Devil. 15. How big was the biggest mango you ever had? Mango? Wow, that's a slang term for it I've *never* heard. I shall put off killing you. 16. Have you ever told
a secret that you swore you
All the frigging time. 17. Do you pray? Yea, but then I kill the Priest, so that probably cancels it out. 18. Have you ever met anyone famous? Dracula. He was an asshole. Although he beat Spike at poker. 19. Do you think there
is a pot of gold at the end of
Met a leprauchan once. Killed it. 20. How do you vent anger? I disembowel small children and eat their still beating hearts. Sometimes, I just listen to classical music. 21. Are you trendy? <looks down at leather pants and coat> 2000$ baby. You know how many cows died to make me this trendy? 22. Are you passive or aggressive? What do you think, doll? 24. Who is your second family? I ate my first family and Soul-boy set fire to my second. This is a dangerous topic for you to bring up considering I haven't eaten in ten minutes. 25. Do you trust others easily? <laughs uproriously> 26. What was your favorite toy as a child? The chambermaid. 27. What class in school
do you think is totally
It's all useless. 28. What is the punch-line to your favorite joke? I killed your puppy! Ha! 29. Do you think your life so far has been good? When Soul-boy isn't living it, Hell YEA. 30. Which was your best Halloween costume? Heh...there was this one time back in the nineteenth century when Dru and I dressed as deacons and then slaughtered the occupants of this tiny church in Dublin..no..wait..that wasn't Halloween. It was Christmas. Ah well. 31. Have you ever been on radio or television? No, but I tried to eat an actress once. Bitch hit me with a lamp. I liked it. 32. Do you keep a diary? No, but I really should. With pictures. 33. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person? Every chance I get. Wanna be next, sweet thing? 34. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? A mosh...isn't that a Spike-thing? <shudder> Boy has no class. 35. Do you feel understood most of the time? Don't know. Don't much care. 37. Would you rather have
a sore throat or an upset
Is this an S&M quiz? <evil grin> Sorry, I only play top. 38. What is the new saying
that you've been using a
<reaches out and slaps the interviewer> 41. What is your all time favorite song? I lean toward the Classics. Debussy. 42. What was the best Christmas present you received? I dunno but the worst was a fucking gypsy. 43. Could you be a vegetarian? Could you speak after I eat your tongue? 44. What word do you use
when you think something is
<blink> good. 45. What band has the funniest name? I'm getting bored and you're looking tasty. This over soon? 46. Would you ever bungee jump? And even more bored. 47. Do you untie your
shoes every time you take them
As bored as I can get now without actually eating you. 48. Who is your favorite talented white rapper? <Gamefaces and eats the interviewer. The rest of this interview conducted by another clinician, behind bulletprrof, blood spattered glass> 49. Would you rather wear uniforms to school? 50. Have you ever given money to a bum? 51. What are you worried about right now? 52. Do you ever wear overalls? 53. Do you think you are strong (emotionally)? <<All of the above are too covered in gore and viscera to read>> 54. Do you hate anyone? Heh. You want the long list? It starts and ends with B. 55. Who is your Best Friend? Me. 56. Do you regret anything? Not killing William the Bloody before he became Spike the Annoying Pain In My Ass. Not killing the Slayer. Not sucking the world into Hell. Not killing the Slayer. 57. Who do you love? Man, it's been years and that word *still* makes my skin crawl. 58. What are you going to do next? See if bulletproof glass is vampireproof. 59. What is your favorite quote? Without passion, we would truly be dead. 60. Name 2 people you
want to thank for their
<laughs uproriously> 61. Have you ever considered a religious vocation? Does eating my way through all the covents in Eastern Europe qualify? Shit, if it does, I'd be *Pope*. 62. What's your biggest dream/wish? To kill the Slayer. 63. What is the one modern
thing you could never live
Leather. 64. Have you ever done anything illegal? It would be shorter to list the legal things I've done. Significantly more boring, but much, much shorter. 65. Have you ever thought with another's head? Yea. The gypsy chick gave me the creeps, but I ate her anyway cause Darla was all hot and bothered and in a godamn corset, and her tits were...<censored> Then I woke up Soulboy. 66. Who do you like better,
N'Sync or the Backstreet
They would all taste the same. 67. What would you do
if you were walking down the
See how many I could skin alive in less than ten minutes. So far, my record is eight. Squirming cuts down on my time. 68. What do you regret
doing or not doing in your life
Not killing the Slayer. 69. What is the most important
lesson you have learned
Never trust a blond. 70. What things are you afraid of most? Getting a fucking soul. 71. Name the one person whose arms you feel safe in? There is nowhere safe, dollface.
Nowhere on Earth.
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